Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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