He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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