you told grandpa to call you daddy
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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