I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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