Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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