Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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