this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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