he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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