I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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