Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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