I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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