That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Found the puke drawer
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
