mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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