I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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