found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the day after is always just damage control
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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