Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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