she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
