That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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