Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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