Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I stole a fireplace last night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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