the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
