The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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