how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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