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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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