its not stalking. its research.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
