Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
