wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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