I'm so fucking centered right now
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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