butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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