So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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