I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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