The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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