I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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