Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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