Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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