i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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