end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
tell me about the fingering
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