I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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