I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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