Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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