Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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