theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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