Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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