What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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