Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
