It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
