Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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