what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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