Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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