So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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