Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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