belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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