Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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