bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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