One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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