lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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