He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i think i just lost a toe
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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