my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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