I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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