you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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